rusty-mattis - August 9, 2017
Why is it that when I step outside in my underwear, I'm told to get back in the house? Is it because I don't have cleavage like Leigh Anne Pinnock? She gets to walk around LA with in what looks a bra and nobody bats an eye. Well, I guess lots of people are batting an eye because Leigh Anne Pinnock has some super sweet cleavage.
Yeah, I get it, no wants to stare good ol' Rusty in tank top. I understand, it makes total sense to me, but if I just want to run out to the 7-11 and get a six pack of MDG in my jammies, then I should totally be allowed to do that. What if I got a shirt and airbrushed Leigh Anne Pinnock in this top and all her cleavage glory and wore that? Would that be cool? Would you let me into the store Mr. Manager Guy? It doesn't get much classier when it comes to jammies than jammies with Leigh Anne Pinnock's cleavage plastered all over them.
Okay, fine, when I'm in my jammies I'll stay put. Besides, what's the point of going anywhere when Leigh Anne Pinnock is showing so much cleavage.
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