rusty-mattis - August 7, 2017
I can't tell you the number of times I've wiped out on my dirt bike, but some how avoided injury. In those moments I like to pick my bike up, look at sky, and think; "Rusty, you're a lucky dog." But the truth is I'm not a lucky dog. The real lucky dogs are the ones who get to hang out with Eva Longoria on the beach in a bikini.
The dogs aren't in bikini, obviously. I know they make a ton of costumes for dogs, but I've never seen a bikini for a dog. That's probably a good thing because I really like bikinis and I really like looking at Evan Longoria in a bikini. I don't want to do anything that makes me think about dogs in bikinis when I'm looking at Eva Longoria in a bikini. Damn it, did I just put that image in my head? Crap. Now I'm going to spend the rest of the day getting rid of that thought. That means time to flood my mind with images of Eva Longoria in a bikini. I actually find staring at Eva Longoria in a bikini is a great way to deal with many problems.
So, maybe none of us are ever true lucky dogs because we aren't actual dogs actually hanging out with Eva Longoria, But it ain't so bad because we do get to see Eva Longoria in a bikini. And unlike those dogs, we know how lucky we are to see such a freaking sexy sight.
Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News