rusty-mattis - August 9, 2017
Alessandra Ambrosio might not be into oldies, but the song is actually "Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polkadot Bikini". She's got the yellow and the itsy part right, but she's falling down on the other stuff.
I also believe that Alessandra Ambrosio could actually go istier with her bikini. She's got the smoking hot bod that was made for bikinis. Why not wear something that we can barely call a bikini? I even think she's worn stuff that is skimpier than what she has on. I just think it would be cool if Alessandra Ambrosio brought that classic wedding song to life. And yes, if a wedding doesn't play "Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polkadot Bikini" then I'm out the door before it's over. That song is a masterpiece and can be played at most, if not all, special occasions. Nothing brings the party to life like hearing a crowd of people scream and sing "Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polkadot Bikini." That's when you things are about to go off the hook! So, come on Alessandra Ambrosio, you're all famous and stuff. You can totally get one of those fancy designers to make an "Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polkadot Bikini". You and only you, Alessandra Ambrosio, can pull it off.
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