What kind of witchcraft goes into making a white swimsuit not see through when it becomes wet? It totally boggles the mind. One would think that two fabrics of the same color would react similarly, but that does not seem to be the case here. If it was I would be writing with a much more jovial disposition, but instead I am forced to imagine what that body would look like in a wet t-shirt. My first thought would be that those nips would peek through that top like a woman wearing a mardi gras mask. Have her put on one of those gold belly chains and it might serve the same function as some beads, one would hope. I do not know if belly chain is the proper nomenclature, but I did not think it fitting to refer to it as a belt since it does nothing to hold up any pants. I am a very principled man and I do not hand the title of belt out to just any apparel. Where would it end if belly chains counted? We would risk calling scarves neck-belts.
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