While the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show 2016 will take place this year in Paris, the lovely ladies who walk the catwalk have been summoned out of their loft apartments and boyfriend's upscale condos to VS HQ in New York for their specific fittings for the show. Imagine that amazing job. Tape measures anywhere and everywhere, measuring the specific sizes, shapes, and loveliness of the most intimate areas of some of the world's finest women. I'm currently looking up openings on LinkedIn.
Adriana Lima, Elsa Hosk, Lily Aldridge, Alessandra Ambrosio, Jasmine Tookes, and Josephine Skriver making their way in the cool Manhattan autumn, but showing off enough legs and skin and hotness to remind you of their ultimate destination -- panties and kimonos. I just shuddered. While the Fashion Show itself is always a bit of a let down in its made for CBS TV production and desire to appeal to a female audience, the backstage, pre-party, and post-parties always deliver on the peeks and peeps we shall be seeing much of in the coming weeks. Ladies, next year, we do the fittings at my place. I have club soda and egg rolls. Ignore that thing that looks like a camera in my second bedroom. It's all kosher. And I muffle my screams. Enjoy.
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